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otterboxed:

*breaks a lightbulb*

you could say it was

delighting

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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cumslxtty:

cumslxtty
read this magazine when I was at the hairdresser

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timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

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